October 25, 2009

In no language either is there the phrase "as quiet as an airport"

Heard on the Philadelphia International Airport intercom. Or at least the small bits I could "understand"...

THIS IS A BOARDING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR 
PASSENGER GRISENSD PLEASE GO TO TRUMP ATE 
FERRITINOUS PAGING WE NEED YOU AT GATE 
WYNNEWOOD NARBUHTH ARDMORE HAVERFORD BRYN MAWR ROSEMONT
CODE PHILLIES WAITING RAIN
DELAY HAS WITHDRAWN FROM DANCING WITH THE
STARS SEEN ELOPING IN NEXT MONTH'S
PEOPLE ARE ACCORDING TO POLLS NO LONGER BELIEVING THAT
OBAMA ATTACKS FOX
NEWS EVERY THIRTY MINUTES ON THE
HALF HOUR UNTIL DEPARTURE PLEASE TAKE YOUR BOARDING
PASS GO COLLECT
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS ONLY IF YOU ORDER FROM SKYMALL
CATALOG THE ERRORS OF YOUR WAY
WHILE AWAY THE TIME UNTIL YOUR FLIGHT
BOARDS AT GATE
TWENTY-THREE WEEKS OF CONSTRUCTION TO IMPROVE OUR AIRPORT. 
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
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